The printer from hell

A printer which has been called 'Satan' went up for auction this week after one Auckland member ran out of patience with the cursed piece of technology. 

The clever listing description says that the printer which was once purchased from Warehouse Stationary, however, it "doesn't possess the ability to print anything but may or may not possess you." 

The seller's effort to lift the curse has had many Kiwis in fits as he begs, "please lift this curse from me"

"I purchased Satan in a Warehouse Stationery just long ago enough for the warranty to have expired. I remember the moment well. There was a strange voice in my mind, a fell voice on the air. It whispered to me, seductively. It said, "Buy this HP OfficeJet Pro 7740 instead of the slightly more expensive Brother printer you came here to get.

"I knew who it was. 'Get behind me, Satan,' I said. 'I've heard HP printers are terrible'.

The seller will donate all funds to the WIRES the Australian Wildlife Rescue currently helping save animals from the bushfires.

The listing closed with 66,000 views and sold for $200!


NZ Herald - Printer from hell: Man regreats letting 'Satan' into his life